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This is not a test, the blog page you are reading is finely updated. Do not go into shock.. Breath deeply. Hopefully it will continue. I thought since I haven’t written in a while I would just give you some of the random thoughts that have crossed my mind while in the jump seat and also a few things that have happened as of late..

Yesterday I was hit on by the first officer. This is a 1st for me in one way I was a little excited but in other ways I was a little scared. I was thinking there had to be something very unappealing about me, but I guess maybe there is something.. It started innocent but then got a little weird. Who knew watching TV and getting a foot massage meant you’d sleep with someone. But in my new world it must be code…

Anyway another time about 2 weeks ago I was in the back of the plane while everyone was boarding. The guy in row 19 b told me he was happy to sit buy me if he couldn’t sit in 1st class. I said “ that’s what you think now, you’ll change your mind later” Anyway I had my back against the bathroom door with no where to go when the passenger for 19a arrived well the guy had to move out of her way so she could get in, I opened the bathroom door and stepped into get out of the way. He joined me, not more than 4 inches from me. He said “here we are in the bathroom together, not the most romantic place is it” I said not Really . For the minute we spent in the bathroom I felt as though he might try something it was a little unnerving. How would that look??

Ok so here are the random things I think while sitting in Jump seat A the one at the front in the galley facing everyone..

#1, the man in 1b is wearing shorts, I can see up them. I don’t want to look, but I can’t help it. I wonder if he knows, oh god I hope he hasn’t seen me. How would I explain looking up his shorts.. Is this the reason men look up a woman’s skirt. They just can’t look away…( by the way, on this particular day every man that sat in that seat was wearing baggy shorts that you could see up)

#2 Ohh that guy in row 12 he’s hot.. Hum I wonder what his name is. Crap he has seen me look at him twice. look away , act like your looking at everyone else . There you go he’ll never know..

#3 Why is that guy staring at me. What are they looking at, hum I wonder is my shirt open. Oh crap yes it is. Why didn’t they say anything. How can I button it with out everyone seeing.

#4 oops I’m wearing a skirt how long was I sitting like that.

#5 don’t fall a sleep, don’t do it..come on stay awake…

Sure there are other things I think but for now that’s what you get I will update with random thoughts of jump seat b and then other junk I have to say.. I hope you read this C. Bye the way I miss you..

Good night ladies and gentleman.

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